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authentic NATIVE sage
This authentic, rare NATIVE sage is a variation on the classic sage. This updated, cutting edge version features a crisp leaf with a cigarette hole burned through the middle, and its purpose is still very much the same. If you want a space to be clear of badsauce vibes, simply take a match to this (indoor use with the windows closed is highly recommended).
authentic NATIVE parchment
This authentic, are NATIVE parchment is handcrafted from a piece of Arizona driftwood found off of Interstate 17 just north of the Sonics. Each sliver of this note-vessel was hand cut using the same knife Nicholas Cage used in the movie “Kickass.” It comes with a concealment sleeve (not pictured just trust me) to ensure your deepest, darkest, unedited secrets are safe from anyone who knows how to unfold paper.
authentic NATIVE moisture
This authentic, rare NATIVE moisture is a precious elixir made to be lapped up when the part of your body between your head and your shoulders feels like it’s been in the microwave too long. Use sparingly and only on special occasions, like when you wake up in the morning soaked in night sweat after having a vivid dream where you are being chased and you want to run but you can’t because your feet are DVDs of “Hope Floats.”
authentic NATIVE blade
This authentic, rare NATIVE blade is proof that not all knives are created equal because this is one that you make all on your own. Think of this as blue apron but for something lethal. You are sent the parts, which consist of flat sheet of aluminum harvested from a Target cookware aisle and a piece of oak rescued from the site in Manhattan where Rick Moranis was punched in the head. Each knife is one of a kind because you, dear reader, are one of a kind. Oh and there are no instructions. It's very "there are no wrong answers" vibes.
authentic NATIVE pouch
This authentic, rare NATIVE pouch is more than just a pouch. It's a truly one of kind waiting room for items. Sacred, tiny items. The kind that are so small you have to wonder why they exist. Like a single dice would fit in here. A sprinkling of freshly ground pepper would fit in here. Anyways, this pouch isn’t the destination, it's the journey. And what better journey than something clear and plastic and obviously used but in a chic way like aged gruyere.
authentic NATIVE candle
This authentic, rare NATIVE candle is a micro-light is to be used for those moments when only a tad of light is necessary. Any more light than this provides would be utterly gauche. It’s salvaged from a nook of a nest in a forest desert in New Mexico. I lit one on my son’s 1st birthday and he was the first person in his Montessori class to successfully write in cursive.